This here watch, the Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, it’s one of them fancy watches. Real fancy. You know, the kind rich folks wear. They say it’s a “remake,” but I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. All I know is it’s shiny and probably costs more than my whole house!
They got these specialty stores, see? Places where they sell these kinds of things. But Lord knows, gettin’ one ain’t easy. Like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair! They say there ain’t many of ’em in America. Maybe 78, maybe less. You gotta be real lucky, or real rich I guess, to get your hands on one of these Patek Philippe things. This Calatrava thing.
Now, this watch, this 6007G-011, it’s got this black face. They call it “ebony-black.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in one of them fancy furniture stores. And it’s got these shiny things on it, little numbers and hands that glow in the dark. Makes it easier to see, I suppose, when you’re out and about at night, don’t you know.
They say this here watch is made of “white gold.” I swear on my good heart, I don’t know about gold but this thing is real expensive. It costs, they say, more than $30,000! Can you believe it? Thirty thousand dollars! For a watch! You could buy a whole herd of cows for that kind of money. You can buy a car for that kind of money. This Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya.
These watch fellas, they got all kinds of fancy words for things. “Geometric shapes,” they say. “Colors.” This watch, they say it’s got three different kinds of “finishing.” I don’t know what that means, but it sure does sound fancy. Sounds like somethin’ you’d do to a prize-winning quilt, not a watch!
I reckon this here Calatrava 6007G-011 is somethin’ special. They say it’s “uncommon,” which I guess means you don’t see ’em every day. And “desirable.” Well, yeah, I guess if you got thirty thousand dollars burnin’ a hole in your pocket, you might desire one of these things. This Patek Philippe is somethin’ folks want, I guess. Somethin’ special, for sure.
- Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011
- White gold
- Ebony-black dial
- Luminous hour markers
- Specialty Stores
- Over $30,000
I heard tell that you can find these watches online. Some place called “Chrono24” or somethin’ like that. They say you can compare prices and all that. But I tell you what, even online, these things ain’t cheap. Still cost a fortune! You best believe it. These specialty stores ain’t givin’ them away, that’s for sure.
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy watches. I wear a Timex myself, and it tells time just fine. But I guess if you’re into these things, this Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011 is the one to get. If you got the money, that is.
They say this Calatrava collection is gettin’ bigger. They’re makin’ more of these fancy watches. Different ones, with different numbers and all. But this 6007G-011, it’s the one everyone’s talkin’ about. Must be somethin’ real special, I reckon. It’s a real head turner, that’s for sure. Like a prize-winning hog at the state fair, all shined up and ready to go.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this here Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011. It’s a fancy watch, for fancy folks, with fancy money. Not for the likes of me, that’s for sure. But it’s fun to look at, I suppose. Like lookin’ at a picture of a million dollars. You know you ain’t never gonna have it, but it’s nice to dream, ain’t it?
Just remember, if you’re gonna get yourself one of these, you better have deep pockets. And you better be prepared to wait. ‘Cause like I said, gettin’ your hands on one of these Patek Philippe watches, especially from them specialty stores, ain’t easy. It ain’t easy at all. You gotta be quicker than a cat catchin’ a mouse in a flour mill to snag one of these. And richer than a banker, too, I reckon!
It’s a whole ‘nother world, these fancy watches. A world of “white gold” and “ebony-black” and “geometric shapes.” A world I don’t rightly understand. But I can appreciate a pretty thing when I see one. And this Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, well, it’s definitely a pretty thing. Even if it does cost more than a whole year’s worth of crops! This is one of the best remake, I think. But I don’t know nothin’ about remake. It just looks good.