Hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit ’bout that fancy-schmancy YSL Manhattan Bag. Yeah, the Yves Saint Laurent one. Don’t ask me how to say that Frenchified name proper, I just call it the “Y-S-L” bag. Anyways, folks been yappin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents.
Now, I ain’t no city gal with a closet full of designer purses. But I seen enough things in my time to know a good bag from a bad one. And this YSL Manhattan thing, well, it seems like it falls somewhere in between. First off, they say it came out in 2019. That ain’t too long ago, but it ain’t exactly new neither. Kinda like them newfangled washing machines – they look all shiny and modern, but you still gotta do the washin’, right?
They say this bag’s got a “sleek, structured silhouette”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what it really means is it’s got a shape that holds up, ain’t all floppy like a sack of potatoes. And it’s got some shiny gold or silver stuff on it, “hardware” they call it. Well, I reckon that’s just like the buckles and snaps on my old work boots, only shinier. And probably cost a whole lot more.
- Lookin’ Inside and Out: Now, if you’re gonna shell out the big bucks for one of these things, you gotta make sure it’s the real deal. They say there’s a little tag inside, a “label” they call it. It’s supposed to have a “style number” and an “art number”. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but I guess it’s important. Kinda like the numbers on them cattle tags, gotta keep track of things, you know?
- Check for “Made in Italy”: And they say it should have “MADE IN ITALY” stamped on it, all big and bold. Well, I reckon that means it’s made over there in Italy, where they eat all that pasta and make good shoes. If it says “Made in China” or somethin’ like that, well, you might have gotten yourself a fake, honey.
- Special Leather Versions: Oh, and they got some fancy-pants versions too, made outta snake skin, “python” they call it, and calfskin. Sounds kinda cruel to me, killin’ a snake just to make a purse. But I guess some folks like that sort of thing. Calfskin, that’s just baby cow leather, ain’t it? Soft, I reckon.
They got all sorts of places sellin’ these bags, you know. Online, in fancy stores, maybe even at them flea markets, though I’d be careful ’bout buyin’ a fancy bag at a flea market. You might end up with somethin’ that ain’t worth the dirt on your shoes. There’s this place, Bidinis, they make Italian leather bags too. Handmade, they say. Florence, Italy. Well, that sounds nice, but I ain’t never been to Florence. I reckon they got good leather there, just like they got good pasta.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ yourself a YSL Manhattan Bag, you gotta do your homework. Don’t just go buyin’ the first shiny thing you see. Check that label, make sure it says “Made in Italy”, and look at them “style” and “art” numbers. And if it feels cheap or flimsy, well, it probably ain’t the real deal. You can look at the whole collection of Manhattan handbags, they say. Lots to choose from, I guess. But remember, a bag’s just a bag. It ain’t gonna make you a better person or nothin’. It’ll just hold your stuff, same as my old canvas tote bag, only it’ll cost a whole lot more.
And you know what? I seen them purses before. My neighbor, Margie, she got one. All puffed up about it too. Always struttin’ around like a peacock. Well, it didn’t make her any less grumpy. Still gossiped about everyone, still yelled at the kids for steppin’ on her flowers. So, there you have it, folks. My two cents on that fancy YSL Manhattan Bag. Take it or leave it, I don’t care much. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
Now, I ain’t sure why anyone would spend so much money on a bag when you can get a good sturdy one at the feed store for a few dollars. But to each their own, I always say. If you got the money to burn, well, go ahead and burn it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t pay your electric bill. You can search around, see what prices folks are askin’, but be careful, you don’t get bamboozled by one of them fast-talkin’ city slickers. They’ll sell you a bag full of rocks and tell you they’re diamonds, you ain’t careful.
Remember, it’s just a bag. You put stuff in it. You carry it around. That’s it. Just because it’s got some fancy name slapped on it don’t make it magic. If you want a good bag, go find a good leather worker, someone who knows what they’re doing. They’ll make you a bag that’ll last a lifetime, and it won’t cost you an arm and a leg. And it’ll be made right here in America, not some fancy-pants country overseas. But if you do decide to go for that YSL, remember what I told you. Check that label, make sure it’s the real deal. And don’t go lettin’ that fancy bag make you think you’re better than anyone else. Because you ain’t. You’re just a person with a fancy bag. And that ain’t nothin’ to write home about.