You see, I heard folks talking ’bout them fancy watches, them Rolex Submariner. My grandson, he’s always on that phone of his, showed me some pictures. Said they cost more than my old cow Bessie! But then he told me ’bout somethin’ called “high imitation” ones. Said you can get one that looks just the same, but don’t cost near as much. Now, I ain’t never been one for fancy things, but I got to thinkin’, maybe I could get one of them high imitation Rolex Submariner watches. You know, just to have somethin’ nice.
So, I asked him, where do you get these things? He mumbled somethin’ ’bout the internet. Said there’s places online where you can buy ’em. He said some of those places are as dodgy as a fox in a henhouse. You gotta be careful, he said. Some folks, they sell fake Rolex watches that ain’t even good fakes. I was shocked!
He told me to look for a good website. He kept saying “Replica Watches” and “Super Clone Quality“. He said that means they’re real good copies. Almost like the real thing, he said. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I trust my grandson. He’s a good boy, even if he spends too much time starin’ at that phone.
Then he said to watch out, there’s ways to tell if a Rolex Submariner is fake. He showed me a real one once, his friend’s dad has one. Said the little dot at the top, the “pip” he called it, that’s gotta be right in the middle. If that thing is the middle of the top of the watch, you know it is a real Rolex. And if it’s colored wrong, then it’s a fake, for sure. If you buy one of the fake Rolex Submariner, check it first! If it looks funny, it probably ain’t real. You gotta watch that, he said. Smart boy, that one.
He also said somethin’ ’bout the second hand. Said it’s supposed to go around smooth, not tick like my old kitchen clock. That is what he said, the real Rolex Submariner second hand don’t tick like normal watch. Unless it’s some special kind, I don’t remember what he called it. But most of ’em, they just go smooth around. So if you’re lookin’ at one of them high imitation Rolex Submariner, and that hand is tickin’, somethin’ ain’t right.
- First, that little dot, the “pip,” gotta be centered.
- Second, the hand, it goes smooth, not tick-tock.
- Third, find a good place to buy it, not some dodgy place.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’m gonna go out and buy one of these Replica Submariner watches tomorrow. But it’s got me thinkin’. Maybe for my birthday, or somethin’. It’d be nice to have somethin’ shiny on my wrist. Somethin’ that looks like a million bucks, even if it didn’t cost that much.
My grandson also said I gotta know ’bout old ones, vintage Rolex, he called them. He said some of them are worth a whole heap of money. Even more than new ones, if you can believe that! He said, some of them ain’t made no more, discontinued, he said. So if you are buying a used one, you know those things. Then you won’t be tricked. It is important.
He showed me some pictures of them old ones, and they did look kinda different. Not bad, just different. He said you gotta know what you’re lookin’ at, if you’re buyin’ an old one. ‘Cause some folks, they try to sell you a fake one, and pretend it’s an old one. Sneaky, ain’t it? People are so bad nowdays. They will sell you fake things if you don’t know how to tell.
So, if you’re gonna buy one of them high imitation Rolex Submariner, you gotta be smart. You gotta know what to look for. You gotta watch out for them Counterfeit Goods. Don’t just go buyin’ the first one you see. Do your research, like my grandson says. He’s always sayin’ that, “Do your research, Grandma.” He’s a good boy.
And don’t go spendin’ all your money on it neither. There’s more important things in life than a fancy watch. Like family, and good food, and a roof over your head. But, it is nice to have somethin’ pretty sometimes, ain’t it? Just somethin’ to make you feel good. But remember, don’t spend too much money. It is not smart.
So, that’s what I learned ’bout them high imitation Rolex Submariner watches. It’s a lot to take in, I know. But if an old woman like me can figure it out, I reckon you can too. Just be careful, and be smart, and maybe you can get yourself a nice watch without breakin’ the bank. A real Rolex is too expensive. But a good fake Rolex Submariner is OK. That’s all I gotta say ’bout that. Luxury Watches are not easy to understand. Too many things to remember. But I think I got it.